Alice Susan Jones is a 88-year-old former personal trainer who enjoys watching television, vandalising bus stops and cycling. She is inspiring and friendly, but can also be very unkind and a bit boring. She is a Canadian Jedi. She started studying sports science at college but never finished the course. She is obsessed with organic vegetables. Physically, Alice is slightly overweight but otherwise in good shape. She is very short with light skin, grey hair and blue eyes. She grew up in a middle class neighbourhood. Her parents separated when she was small, but remained friends and provided a happy, stable home. She is currently married to Marshall Blythe Griffiths. Marshall is the same age as her and works as an artist. Alice's best friend is a former personal trainer called Virgil Connolly. They are inseparable. They enjoy watching television together.